holidays and headaches

GANESH,



You. give me. a. headache!!!!! I'll just give you the top reasons why.....

1. People have been up until all hours of the morning the past two days (with 8 more days to go) celebrating your birthday. And not only have they been up, they have been shooting fireworks, and not only have they been shooting fireworks, the ones they are shooting sound similar to civil war canons......all of this going on right outside my window. Who can sleep with such racket?


2. Too many people asking for "Ganesh" money.


3. Even just thinking of all the sweets people are eating in honor of you (made with a gallon of ghee--clarified butter, and 5 pounds of sugar). Gross.


4. You're not even real.


5. Millions of people are worshipping you anyways. They are following you to a place where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.

To learn more about Ganesh, visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganesha